I'm always buying light bulbs lately.

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Ephemeral linksmanship:

1. Musical furry lobster. No, it has nothing to do either with Broadway or yiffing.
   
   
2. Here's a 27 megabyte .mov of fifty years of the Wilhelm.
   
   
3. If you're a total fucking idiot, you may want one of these really butch golf carts.
   
   
4. Everything is sold to you this way, whether you know it or not.