Bizarre Marriage Thing I've Never Heard Of

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Jeremy & Vicka were discussing their trip to the government place to get their marriage license this weekend. Long line, go to this window, sign this, etc.

Dave and Bethya had a different experience. After all the official city hall signing and stamping and proving and agreeing, they got the license back, along with another item: a plastic bag of stuff. The official said brightly "This is your starter kit" or something like that and handed it to Bethya. It was full of household cleaning products.

I guess Dave missed the "men's starter kit", which is probably a universal remote for the TV and stereo.

Comments

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is the strangest thingy baggy whatthefuck ever.

I think mine had comet, trojans, windex "wipes", a pledge sample, and a family planning guide.

WOW

[changeng.livejournal.com]

when I got married, all the city of Las Vegas gave me was a revolver and a single bullet.

Why is divorce so expensive? because it's worth it.

The sanctity of marriage, brought to you by Windex(tm)

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck. I have nothing to say and yet I feel bits of me dying as I read this.

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

I swear to god if I got one of those when I got married, I would be so mad I would harrass people until I got a written apology and legal binding document that said they wouldn't do it anymore.

I bet Vicka didn't get one because they knew it bring on the suffering.