he'll be runnin' but he won't get far

[substitute]

1. Just to make this perfectly clear: I am not a cowboy, and this thing on which I am riding is not a steel horse.
   
   
2. Have my Californian emigré friends managed to wreck Portland yet? They're all buying real estate, it'll only be a few years. Let me know!
   
   
3. I'm an awkward creature when I'm trying to be friendly. I should stick with sarcasto-bastard.
   
   
4. sprol_feed is a nice view of the Apocalypse.
   
   
5. Everything is better left unsaid (Rule #6)
   
   
6. If you like you can marry me, and if you like you can buy the ring.