Deep dark orange

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Our government is starting to sound very comic opera, as though this was Panama or North Korea rather than the U.S.

This news story that our terror level will soon go to "Dark Orange" is quite fine, including bonus points for

• Making a new color between orange and red because they hadn't thought of that before
  
  
• "ninja squad"
  
  
• Closing down the Liberty Bell
  
  
• The news article actually being a PR Newswire release about another news article
  

This has not been a recording. Here I am, J.H.