Holiday Conundrum
Feb. 28th, 2003 05:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
substituteLooks like Easter falls on Hitler's birthday this year. What's a good Nazi mom to do, with two holidays at once and the little ones clamoring for fun?
Some suggestions:
Remember: keep it fun, and keep it Pure!
Some suggestions:
- Paint the names of nearby nations on eggs before they hide them, so kids can get the fun of the egg hunt and learn about hegemony, too!
- This year, get a solid white chocolate bunny.
- Make a jellybean swastika cake and cut it with an SS dagger! Careful, keep little hands away from sharp things.
- Instead of the boring sunrise service, move into the New Millennium with a rousing hymn to resurrected Norse gods, and then burn some ..foreigners.. in effigy. The kids can help by making a piñata of one of the Mud Races!
Remember: keep it fun, and keep it Pure!
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Date: 2003-02-28 06:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-02-28 06:44 pm (UTC)laughing too hard...
Heil!
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Date: 2003-02-28 06:57 pm (UTC)Does anybody have a good recipie for Jellybean Swastika Cake?
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Date: 2003-02-28 08:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-02 01:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-03-02 06:11 pm (UTC)