Also there was a billboard for an anti-spyware software I've never heard of

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Hi. I'm in San Francisco. Fairly uneventful 6.5 hours on the road. Lots of hot rods out on display, all driven by near identical sixtysomething white guys with facial hair and ball caps. A weird incident involving a Bronco with its flashers on and four members of the Mongols motorcycle gang swerving about looking tough. Lots of RVs towing smaller vehicles, which is unexceptional, except that one of them had both a motorcycle and a helicopter in its trailer. Now that's a vacation.

I was behind a Toyota hybrid geekmobile with the license GOATCHZ. Someone gordonzola knows?

I want to see all you SFers and deeply, slowly, passionately tongue kiss you. No idea how it will work since I can't plan for shit on my vacations.

I'm going to find pizza or something and alcohol now.