I thought this was going to be a Homeland Security sort of virus warning. Like:
Intelligence gathered in irc chat room #H4X0r was communicated to the President early Thursday morning. After conferring with the Joint Chiefs at dawn, the President has decided to raise the nation's terror virus alert to Mauve. No details about the virus were released, but experts believe that it is more than likely the malicious code will attack computers running an operating system. White House Spokesdude Ari Fleischer did suggest that, in accordance with intelligence, all Americans be on the lookout for anything on their computers that might be considered 'B1TCh1N' or 'M4D Sk1LLZ'.
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Date: 2003-01-31 04:16 am (UTC)