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Feb. 3rd, 2005 07:58 pm
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"By the way, could you ask him to stop jerking off with the mousse can?"
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Date: 2005-02-04 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bikupan.livejournal.com
oh sebastian, i mean mario!!

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Date: 2005-02-04 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
See? The ladies can't resist it.

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Date: 2005-02-04 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the1withtheeyes.livejournal.com
They called it, "Simulating orgasam"

That sounds more like somthing a woman would do.

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Date: 2005-02-04 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
I will NOT have what he's having.

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Date: 2005-02-04 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com
I am trying to picture "jerking off with the mousse can" and can only mentally picture a couple of possibilities--all bad, and all rather painful to the recipient.

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Date: 2005-02-04 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-flippant.livejournal.com
When I was little, I was told that Mr. Moose Mouse lived inside the swimming pool filter.

My sister and I would go over to the filter and blow bubbles.
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