..ahem...

[substitute]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM FUCKING FORTY YEARS OLD HOW THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING HAPPEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK

Comments

Three years ago ...

[kniwt.livejournal.com]

... on my 40th birthday, as I was driving to SeaTac to pick up a friend, we had the magnitude 6.8 Nisqually Earthquake. And that was the end of my "day off," as the newspaper had to mobilize to cover the disaster.

See? Your 40th birthday is already miles better by comparison! Besides, you're only 40 if you let yourself be 40.

Re: Three years ago ...

[substitute.livejournal.com]

wow.. 6.8. that's some birthday!

[nefas.livejournal.com]

happy birthday anyway.
you're younger than my siblings!

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Er... happy birthday?

thanks

[substitute.livejournal.com]

cat to cat :)

Re: thanks

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Mwow.

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

This shit happens to you. Happy birthday.

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

well happy birthday anyway.
xo

[nyxie.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday Mr. Ignatz Mouse.

:D

[srl.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday. May the next forty be better.

[jonpants.livejournal.com]

ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY. EAT LOTS OF WEINERS.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

God willing we will all</> be forty someday.
Happy Birthday, what's your address?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[yoscott.livejournal.com]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHFUCKDAY!

::gentle patting::

[the-silent-one.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Hope you took the day off to do something cool.

Re: Happy birthday.

[samiamrex.livejournal.com]

congratulations! you'll be just fine as 40. have a fucking GREAT birthday.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday! Call me if you would be interested in birthday lunch/dinner...I'll be around today.

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

Better to be Over The Hill than under it. Some days, anyway :)

Happy fucking birthday -- I can't even remember 40 :x

[wearekim.livejournal.com]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Happy Fucking Birthday

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, that's easily the best use of the <marquee> tag I've ever seen. In fact, it's probably the only appropriate use.

ditto

[leolo.livejournal.com]

Allow me to echo the well-wishers in wishing you a happy birthday!

Also, I believe the circumstances allow you special exemption to use <marquee>

[porcinea.livejournal.com]

Happy fucking birthday!!

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

We should start a club! And put on a show! 40-year olds have barns, right?

Happy Birthday Ig.

Re: thanks

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

happy mrowrday!

[oohahh.livejournal.com]

Doesn't 40 mean you're legally entitled to a Porsche? Enjoy the new ride.

Not old enough for AARP yet.

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

So I'm a day late, blame LJ and their "Document Contains No Data"

Happy Birthday anyways and I will gift you a Doctor, choose one.

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRFDAY!

Now that you are old, can I buy stuff through you using your senior citizen's discount??????? I demand a cheap breakfast at Denny's and discounted movie theater tickets! kthxbye.

[joyfulagitator.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday to my favorite death cult chef!

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

Robot magic says happy birthday!!! Honk! Honk! Robot magic sending to you.

Re: thanks

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Oowow? Wang.

[(Anonymous)]

Look on the bright side, life is all down hill now! Happy Birthday!

[odradak.livejournal.com]

Yow! Look at Kaga GO!

[effluvia.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!

[gcrumb.livejournal.com]

It may not make you feel any better, I got malaria for my fortieth birthday. 8^/

[loosestrife.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't read too much into it. I'm told it has to do with the year you were born, or something. Probably not a big deal.

At least that's what I'm counting on. It happened to me just a bit ago.