Press the button, Max

[substitute]

Our elevators at work are made by Thyssen-Krupp. Krupp was formerly mostly known for making HUGE FREAKING GUNS that looked like this:



I think about this every time I ride the elevator.

Comments

[fg.livejournal.com]

hey they also make buzzsaws of doom.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

I bet the elevators go very quickly indeed.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Wow that thing cries out for sophisticated automation. And laser beam eyes!

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see one of those shoved up rumsfeld's ass.

[travisd.livejournal.com]

"This is an 88 Magnum. It shoots through schools"

[fengi.livejournal.com]

Careful with this baby, the recoil is measured in miles.

[fengi.livejournal.com]

"Tonight on BattleBots: The SUPERHUGE edition!"

[floydwilliams.livejournal.com]

Gee sam,
Thats a really big gun.

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

are they the same people that now make coffee machines? perhaps they discovered that the reason they found themselves making such enormous guns was all rooted in bad coffee and have since turned their attentions to solving the problem at the source.

[vegemitelover.livejournal.com]

I am wondering if the thing cab pivot, and if the tracks liked the load of a 45 degree shot.