boingboing is its own parody

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Two gems of sentences from today:

1. Michael Donaldson, aka Q-Burns Abstract Message, may well be the hardest working man in funktronica.
   
   
2. Clever tees benefiting “Downtown For Democracy,” a political advocacy group comprised largely of hipsters.

I realize that we don’t necessarily need Leisuretown as long as these guys keep going.