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I’m feeling incompetent. I have tasks to do for work that feel beyond me, and I’ve been unable to handle simple household tasks without causing pratfalls and crashes worthy of Blake Edwards.

Speaking of which, I watched most of a Steven Seagal flick at work yesterday and I have to say the man is the sleeper comic genius of his time. He’s making Pink Panther movies without realizing it. Bravo, auteur naif!

I think I’ll have lasagne for dinner tonight. What do you think?