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CELEBRITY ANUS BLEACHING!.

Now you’re not going to click. I should have labeled the link text something like “How cute is THIS kitten?” or “Goatse” instead. Don’t worry, no pictures.

I am also going to have my ileocecal valve bronzed.

“Kojic acid” sounds like something extracted from the bones of Telly Savalas. Hell, maybe it is.

Link courtesy Chuck Shepherd’s News of the Weird, to which you should all subscribe.
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