My life in the bush of goats

[substitute]

groove to the noises of technological disaster!

Today I did the following

• Ate three eggs scrambled with too much bacon
  
• Ate a plate of butternut squash ravioli
  
• Smoked one Hoyo de Monterrey Prensado Oscuro
  
• Drank mint julep
  
• Drank four cups of regular coffee and one large iced latte
  
• Ate a peach
  
• Drove around aimlessly at high speed (85 mph, 5000 rpm) in my late model Japanese sport luxury coupe
  
• Drank lemonade
  
• Wrote a perl program for work
  
• Did medical things to the cat
  

I am the very model of a modern middle class consumer. If I hadn't had all the bacon, the terrorists would already have won.