Peanut butter simplified

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Remember when we were kids, how hard is was to get peanut butter? You had to get a jar, open it up twisty like, find a knife, and torque that goo outa the jar. It was hell.

Thanks to P.B Slices you can just slap a premade slab of the stuff on yer bread now. Only $4 for 12 oz.!

Comments

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Luxury! When I was a child, we had to get our peanut butter out of a lead-lined canister with nothing but a jackhammer and a popsicle stick!

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

Smuckers makes a Pre-Mixed PB&J , all you do is add bread.

I prefer it the old fashioned way, so I can eat the Peanut Butter straight if I wanna :)

[sachmet.livejournal.com]

We've had them around here for a couple years now. My brother in law, who will eat damn near anything, won't touch the things. He says they're vile.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they make them at the lipton factory.

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

When I was a child I had to walk 6 miles in knee deep snow uphill both ways just to get to my peanut butter.

Now I order it online for supermarket pickup. I love the internet.

"Slices can be kept in the refrigerator for up to one year."

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

I just want to know why the front page features:
* a hot dog
* a slice of pie
* Froot Loops

Are you supposed to put peanut butter on them?

[corixidae.livejournal.com]

"The Funner Peanut Butter!"

Grammar stupidity with your pre-sliced PB!