The world's oldest sport

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Play ball!

I just like saying “large, heavy latex balls” myself.

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Sounds like a good career

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

…smearing hot latex on his hands and arms, allowing it to dry, and then peeling the strips off and wrapping them around the core of the ball until it reaches the requisite size and weight.

WHERE CAN I SIGN UP??!?!?!!?

LOSER!

[amorpoeta.livejournal.com]

I think the losers should still be sacrificed. Integrity is dead.

[stimps.livejournal.com]

I thought the world's oldest sport had something to do with Pat-a-cake. I guess I am fooling myself. =D