Someone is looking out for me!

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These brave fellows have the guts to tell it like it is. Those nannyish “scientists” and “doctors” with their “longitudinal studies” don’t know what every good American knows.

That Nanny Culture was about to stop me from having my seventh delicious Big Mac™ of the day!

This announcement was brought to you by Philip Morris, ADM, Cargill, and other down-to-earth, right-thinking Americans who can see through that flim-flam of “morbidity and mortality statistics” and “actuarial tables” and keep meddling bureaucrats from scaring you away from what’s really important in life.

Also, what’s up with those fussy old grandmas at M.A.D.D.? Lowering that B.A.C. level just criminalizes more of us as so-called “drunk drivers”!

Comments

[kyieren.livejournal.com]

you know, it really takes a lot to get a rise out of me...but that site was great. It's worth checking a couple times a week. Thanx.

[timtad.livejournal.com]

They make us stop eating donuts and the next thing you know they'll be arresting dunkin' drivers

[serpina.livejournal.com]

things that make you go hmm:

Who funds you guys? How about some "full disclosure"?
The Center for Consumer Freedom is supported by restaurants, food companies and more than 1,000 concerned individuals. From farm to fork, our friends and supporters include businesses, employees, and consumers.

The Center is a 501(c)(3) corporation. We file regular statements with the Internal Revenue Service, which are open to public inspection. Our first such filing was completed late in 2003.

Many of the companies and individuals who support the Center financially have indicated their desire for anonymity. They are reasonably apprehensive about privacy and safety, in light of the violence some activist groups have adopted as a "game plan" to impose their views.