Decline of Western Civilization, Part XVII

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“Want a drink? Queer Eye for the Straight Guy food and wine expert, Ted Allen, surrounded by former NFL greats (left to right) Marcus Allen, Troy Aikman, Franco Harris and Terrell Davis pose at the “Ultimate Low Carb Tailgate Party.” Ted Allen unvieled 7 zero carb cocktails for the Super Bowl, including Troy Aikman’s Smirnoff lean martini, Marcus Allen’s Crown Royal & soda, Franco Harris’ Johnnie Walker & ginger and Terrell Davis’ zero carb mexicola.”