GRAND THEFT AUTO JERK CITY: ONLY FOR X-KOCKS!

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Today we went to lunch with a vendor. It was at the “Napa Grille” (hate that extra E) in Westwood.

The food was okay and it was a good place for a business lunch. However:

WAITER: HELLO, WHAT CAN I GET ALL OF YOU TODAY?

US: WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIALS?

WAITER: WELL, RIGHT NOW I’M DOING A SESAME-CRUSTED HALIBUT WITH AN AVOCADO SALSA!1!!!

ME: ...

ME: ...

ME: I’LL HAVE THE SALMON SALAD!!!

I really don’t want the waitstaff to get that familiar with my food.

Comments

[fg.livejournal.com]

salsa really chafes. i hope he has some high quality moisturizer.

[serpina.livejournal.com]

If it's made with avocado, isn't the moisturizer built right in?

[fg.livejournal.com]

you are quite right.

maybe the two ingredients work together like icy-hot.

AVOCADO to dull the pain and SALSA to relax it away.

[serpina.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Great concept, but I'd be reluctant to test it.

Test results:

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

Now I have to think of a really good story to tell the doctor.