I require Marquee N's

[substitute]

For the following sacred purposes:

1) Addition of an N to the many marquees on bars and restaurants advertising their Superbowl parties with the phrase GO PATS! so that they instead read GO PANTS!

2) For the replacement of R with N on many other such signs on restaurants, liquor stores, and other businesses so that they read YOUR SUPER SUNDAY PANTY HEADQUARTERS, SUPERBOWL PANTY BEGINS 9 AM, EVERYTHING FOR SUNDAY’S PANTIES and similar signs.

Thank you.