NO.

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“Courtesy” stimps I present you with hip_domestics, a disastrous collection of brain donors giving each other advice on basic common sense they never learned.

I’m not sure which person it was the hooked me, the one who couldn’t think of any recipes with potatoes in them, or the one who wanted a home remedy for pneumonia.

I think the Taliban is going to win, ya know.

Comments

[stimps.livejournal.com]

HOW I MAKE PENICILLIN

[xtreme-pr0k.livejournal.com]

"peanut butter filled chocolate whoopie pie"...

[rpkrajewski.livejournal.com]

VIDEO PLEASE

[stimps.livejournal.com]

I saw someone else saying it would be a real treat for a PEANUT BUTTER LOVER. Yeah, if you could get past the 4 CUPS OF ICING SUGAR. b l e a h !

[loachie.livejournal.com]

I like the woman who wanted to know how to treat her son's cold sore. (Ummmm, take him to a doctor?)

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Holy moly, this is fish-in-barrel territory. These folks are being held back in the elementary school of life.

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

Thank you for making me feel better about myself ;)

[trinx.livejournal.com]

ditto :X

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

'clueless_domsetics', more like. Or sad_domestics, maybe.

Very very sad.

[wearekim.livejournal.com]

help! i stuck my thumb up my ass and now it's stuck!! what do i do!??!?!

[predicate.livejournal.com]

DEAR SWEET JESUS I CANNOT OPEN MY JUICE

I MUST POST TO THE INTERNET FOR HELP

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Do any of you know where I can purchase an 100% alpaca blanket?
(I told you it was a weird question.) It has to be 100% alpaca, without wool or any other scratchy ingredients.

This person apparently wants a blanket made out of MEAT.

Perhaps we'd have a chance if we could get these folks to join the Taliban.

NP: Elvis Costello - The Greatest Thing

[jodymeme.livejournal.com]

I think the Taliban is going to win, ya know.

I recall as a young child reading a Mad Magazine cartoon, in which hungry Red Chinese invaded America, who were full of fat, stupid, lazy pushovers due to modern convenience.

Somebody will win, and it ain't gonna be America.

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's one of the only intelligent questions there. =) Wool is sheep; alpaca is alpaca fibers. Yarn encompasses all fibers. It's not something anyone but knitters would know, but hey. ;)

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

Jesus. I remember reading that exact same Mad magazine as a child, handed down from my father. It was an article contrasting the fall of the Roman Empire with America, with huge buck-teethed Chinese and giant fat Weeble-shaped Americans. Sorry for the digression there -- you just gave me a weird deja-vu moment.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

You know, I did do a quick google for "alpaca wool" to see if it was actually called wool. Serves me right for not actually checking with THE KNITTING KNETWORK. :-)