The hell of online personals, Part MMIV

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This is why women don’t use online personals.

I wish I had less in common with this guy. I don’t like birds, though, and I can spell.

Comments

[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

Latin woman, white woman, asain women,indain women. i just want to meet any woman and have seouis relationship with her.

Nothing like a guy with high standards and a certainty about who he is looking for.

[pbd.livejournal.com]

He might have well said, "I want to meet person with compatible connectable parts."

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Further down, however, he changes his mind and wants a "relatioship".

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

He didn't specify species or dead/alive

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

Since I'm considering a gender reassignment to make myself more attractive to him, I may as well become indain at the same time.

Huked on fonicks werked fore hymn.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

An Ideal First Date: Not sure of date. Going to the movie. Going to the beache.I realy want to spend so goodtime with her.

choke.