hell's food court

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zebulon_y and I, up too late, conjured up a series of restaurants, including:

Welcome to Darwin!
[abe:~] ignatz% vi restaurants

Club CJD: A Beefery
Country Splaws Bulimia Buffet
Pro-Ana Rice Cakehouse and Vomitorium
Livejournal’s: A Mopery
Ackbar’s, where Dining is a Trap!
Captain Tubgirl’s Catch (All-You-Can-Fill-Buckets)
TGI Plushie’s
Goatse’s: Steaks, Spirits, and omg wtf
Furdango: A Bar for Yiffers
La Vaca Loca Tacos al Carbon de los Priones Grandes
Chuck E. Chigger’s Parasitorium and Fluke Bar


and my old favorite:
Smokey McDander’s Old Tyme Allergye Bar

Comments

[feedle.livejournal.com]

So, what would the feature dish be at Ackbar's.. Calamari?

and don't forget

[xtreme-pr0k.livejournal.com]

Colonel Dawson's Meatnasium
Eddie's Shoulder and Knee Imperial Palace
Jade Gravy Kingdom
Simian Barn

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

Contemporary Times: dinner and theater
Jizzler: steak, seafood, salad, and ...on second thought, don't order the soup

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

We actually eat regularly at:

Slickety Jim's Chat 'n' Chew

It's owned and operated by lesbians.

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

Chinese Place here called The Foo King Restuarant

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

don't tell me that cute waitress...?