Be a zombie for the corporate world!

[substitute]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:

PURE EVIL.

I want to sign up just so I can somehow bring them down in a clattering crash of marketing MBAs and viral business plans.

NOTE: This showed up as a sponsored link in a google search for Scientology stuff. Spooky.

Comments

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

Hey! Don't you be googling for Scientology! They find spooky ways to ruin your life!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

what's worse is, i was searching for scientology pissing calvin stickers. seen those? he's peeing on psychiatry

what a world, what a world

[uninvention.livejournal.com]

hey conrad, have you heard about new vanilla coca-cola? you really ought to try it. why, it's probably one of the ice-coldest, most refreshing beverages i've ever consumed! it comes in a really keen bottle that you can keep and put on a little knick-knack shelf in your kitchen, if you'd like. and when i was drinking it, all of these pretty girls kept coming up to me and saying, "hey! is that new vanilla coke?" and i was all, "yes! you've gotta try it!" quite the ice breaker! you really ought to grab hold of a bottle if you haven't done so yet!

hey, at least people will have something to talk about now, other than the weather.


also: who is xenu? (http://www.xenu.net/archive/leaflet/xenuleaf.htm)

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

Sign me up for your revolution.

I'm tempted to suggest unleashing the hordes of Something Awful (http://www.somethingawful.com/), but it might require a bit more subtlety than vulgarity.