DEAR INTERNET

[substitute]

I HAVE SOME HOLIDAY TOGETHERNESS UP ME AND A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF CHEER AND GOOD TIDINGS AND THERE’S SERIOUSLY A LOT OF MEAT PURCHASING LATELY AND IT’S ALL PRETTY MUCH CROSSING MY BOUNDARIES HERE AND I WANT CHEETOS AND BLOWJOBS!!!!

ALSO IT WOULD BE GREAT IF SOMEONE WOULD TURN OFF THE PEABO BRYSON CHRISTMAS ALBUM.

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[fattmike.livejournal.com]

Sorry,

No Cheetos here, but, well, uhm, oh, never mind ;)