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I am told that there is a “new style” of “slam dancing”. I am further told that this resembles fake kung fu in place, the kind of thing you see street crazies doing, like shadow boxing.

1. Is this true?

2. If this is true, can someone please show me a picture of it happening?

3. Please direct me to the next place it is likely to happen, so that I can be there with a Supr-Soaker full of cat pee.

Yours truly,

An old punk