I think I can arrange this for you. I just need you to sign this 1000 page document first. No need to read it, it is just 999 pages of small print, all standard stuff. Oh, and I need you to sign it in blood, but that is just a formality......no need to worry......
You can simulate the infancy section by being insanely drunk all the time. You'll crap and puke on yourself, have poor motor control, and do a lot of yelling and crying at all hours of the day! And then the nice policeman will come and take care of you!
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