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I caffeinated at a Starbucks on 7th Avenue this morning. As I was awaiting my beverage, someone else’s White Chocolate Mocha Vanilla Syrup Extravaganza with Cremey-Ass Creme was set out and they hadn’t showed up yet.

As I watched, the pressure of the foam inside this beverage caused it to slowly spurt and bubble out about a tablespoon of creamy white warm sticky goo.

Now that’s a happy beverage.

HA

Date: 2003-12-12 02:21 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2003-12-12 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vegemitelover.livejournal.com
My Cremey-Ass Creme tends to bubble out at times too.

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Date: 2003-12-12 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fattmike.livejournal.com
A happy beverage is hard to find ;)

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Date: 2003-12-12 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hensatc.livejournal.com
anyone who orders that deserves what they get

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Date: 2003-12-12 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nickjb.livejournal.com
it's self-secreting

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Date: 2003-12-12 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pbd.livejournal.com
Great, now Playboy is going to promote Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha Drinks along with Carl's Jr. The slogan with some girl in a hot tub with Hef, "Ooooh! Now that's a happy beverage..." Then Hef says, "Honey, don't spoil your dinner... then we see he is holding out a cheeseburger as the camera pans out."

We can make millions!

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Date: 2003-12-12 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaptal.livejournal.com
A beverage like that should come with its own cigarette.

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Date: 2003-12-12 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-flippant.livejournal.com
I prefer not to use "white warm sticky goo" and "beverage" in the same sentence.

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Date: 2003-12-12 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bruisedhips.livejournal.com
thats the 48 tablespoons of sugar trying to escape.

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Date: 2003-12-13 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frobisher.livejournal.com
I think we should figure out some way of getting together for a bit while you're here. But I'm not sure how to arrange that without plastering all my personal information all over teh intarweb.

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Date: 2003-12-13 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinnit.livejournal.com
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