Let's all look forward

[substitute]

Here at Ignatz Industries we try to be forward looking, and as the Dear Leader I have a special responsibility to guide my minions into the future. I’m asking my readership to help me with a task of the greatest importance: planning my New Year’s Resolution. Please choose from one of the possible choices below:

[Poll #216828]

Comments

[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

if you build it...

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

but please no Virginia Woolf or Gertrude Stein

[foo2rama.livejournal.com]

Lando is the Man! the sooner you are like him the sooner the colt 45 commercial deals will start commingin.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

It was a tough choice between 1 & 2.

If it had been "Be more like Billy Dee Williams every day", that would have been hamds-down teh winnar,

The idea of you overdressed in a heavily starched suit hawking Colt45 fills my heart with joy.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

I don't think you get anywhere with a Jane Austen sex doll unless you marry it first, and you're having enough trouble with gay marriages down there let alone man/machine marriages. Would your health care cover mechanical maintenance? Is she a dependant if you can turn her off? If she is employed does she even get paid? GM will have things to say about this.

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

Where's "D) All of the above?"

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

I am proud to be the one vote for "Fix all teh porblem with hole area". I chose this because it will be the most difficult to claim you did not acheive.

Also, I'm really glad the possibility of a Steve Austin sex doll wasn't an option.