life during wartime

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What is usually described as an "eerie calm" prevails today, although it's just because most of the staff is out of the office at work. A cloud of deadly goo appears to have been sprayed over the nation by mysterious terrorists, wars are breaking out all over, and we're having a police state installed this week.

Not only that, but I missed lunch.

I think I'll spend the rest of this decade under my bed. Send pizza.