Hmm, well that would mean that Jim Gettys, the old school Unix hacker and main man for the HTTP specification and the X Window System, was receiving oral satisfaction from Linus Torvalds, the inventor of the Linux operating system, as slightly junior Linux demigod Ted Ts'o looked on.
THE HORROR
Date: 2002-06-15 02:08 am (UTC)...
I really hope that isn't what I just documented.