irc funnies

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Chlamydia: 'Lingam gnosis is based on the belief that all penises fall into one of four broad essential categories, or types; fire, air, earth and water. Most commonly, however, penises are a combination of two or more of these types.'
ignatz: OW OW I HAVE A FIRE PENIS OW
zebulon_y: Mein Schwanz ist der Feuer Schwanz
ignatz: (12" mix, 1987)