HEY EVERYONE BARGAIN GARAGE SALE EVERYTHING MUST GO

OWNERS OF SWINGERS CLUB SELL FURNISHINGS

Nalder and Wood advertised sale items on craigslist this past week, including a 600-pound ice maker, 26 double, queen and king-sized five-inch thick foam pads and a steel-framed bed with headboard lights.

The posting stated the club was moving to a new location and down-sizing.

Outside the building, several wooden boards covered with black and purple felt lay against a retaining wall. Six automobiles and a motorcycle were in the parking lot, including a truck pulling a storage unit.

Hmm, five inches. Would that be thick enough to AUGH WHAT AM I THINKING

Runnin' a little hot tonight...

100F/38C in Coastal Orange County is illegal, impossible, and insupportable. I think the hottest place in the nation is Fullerton right now, and my house is making crackling noises from expanding.

Why me? Why anyone? Why me?