Nick and I came up with some book ideas last night

I was soured after my trip to B&N and nicholasjamesb and I started riffing on the "publishing market." Here are some sure fire books we came up with:

Hitler's Secret Weapons: Your Success Advantage for Life

The Templars, 9/11, and God's Promise for Your New Life after Divorce

Chicken Soup for the Unholy Occult Secrets of the SS

Harry Potter and the Liberal Traitors of the Media

Donald Trump's lives of the Templars

Sylvia Browne Channels Gilles De Rais

Q is for Quagmire: Sue Grafton's Tour in Baghdad

Joel Osteen's TEMPLARMANIA! & workbook

Mein Kampf: The Essential Church Group Reading Guide

My Pants Got Wet: A Suburban Woman's Essentially Uneventful Life, Overexplained

A Wide Stance for America: The Larry Craig Story

Dr Laura's TEMPLAR DIET AND WORKBOOK

ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FROM JOHN GRISHAM'S CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE NEW AGE TEMPLAR SOUL BY DAVE KOZ

any of the above + (THE DAILY MEDITATIONS JOURNAL)