Just to be clear I am also not building any surface to air missiles

It's Kibo Week here at the substitute building. Today's guest is a social worker I mocked in May for ripping the lid off the world of abbreviations that threaten your children. No rebuttal or argument, though. Instead she chose to take my headline literally and demanded to know if this was a death threat.

I understand that not everyone understands or enjoys satirical humor or comical overstatement or sarcasm. But it's hard to see how someone could be a successful social worker with that literal a worldview.