drinking his blood-red wine

1. I for one welcome our tiny military robot plane overlords. Hey, wasn't one of these in Dune?
   
   
2. As springheel_jack once pointed out, THE EMU WILL PECK.
   
   
3. Poor Mike O'Neill. His friend wrote a pretty damned good poem for him, though.
   
   
4. STOP THE PRESSES! Has been 80s politician walks out on has been 80s musician. Actually, don't stop the presses.
   
   
5. Here's a really good reason not to show the whole world your internal numbers, especially if they're sequential. You might, like, lose a war.
   
   
6. Do not purchase unproven home health care equipment, especially on eBay.
   
   
7. IT'S A FROG MUSEUM.
   
   
8. The only thing funnier than the Rich Man's Short Bus itself is the $50,000 Tonka falling apart on its own for no reason. A $15,000 Mazda doesn't do that, guys. I'm just saying.
   
   
9. Think! Is your conduct appropriate? Well, IS IT?
   
   
10. Squid attack, squid attack get out of the water and don't look back!

Dear God

It's not supposed to be like this here.

100F in the upper Newport Bay? No. There has been a clerical error.

Dear Amazon:

I'm not into what you're into. It's not that I'm critical of your lifestyle; I just get my kicks from different things. I'm looking right now for one of those geeky weather things you put on your house and it talks to your computer and you have a weather station. That's all. So, when you ask:

"Did you mean wireless leather station?"

The answer is no.

Best,

substitute

P.S. Out of sheer curiosity: I know about the leather lifestyle, but how is it wireless, or associated with stations? This is a new area of human sexuality to me.