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I was at Café Ruba tonight looking at the freaks. They have VH1 Classic on a big screen TV in there, and said network was playing old metal videos. I don't think I'd ever seen Dio's "The Last In Line" video and it was spectacularly bad.

I think the "worst video", "worst hair in a hair metal band", and "stupidest song" awards have to go to Boyz Are Gonna Rock by the Vinnie Vincent Invasion. Also Worst Makeup. Also Lamest Attempt To Be Badass.

Yor starevay lice on the vispring vind

A mad dutchman has memorized "Stairway to Heaven" in reverse, then filmed himself karaokin' it and reversed the film. The result is a mesmerizing video.

I audiohijacked the sound so you can have this artifact wherever you go in audio form: Backwards Stairway (8.7M .mp3). Please save to hard drive rather than streaming thx.

Thanks to the null device, and to eyeteeth for the transliterated headline.

Three faces of my town