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Like Klezmer Black Sabbath somehow jamming with Blind Faith. It just goes on and on being brilliant. Really. Go get it now.
Feb. 13th, 2006
As several people have pointed out, there ain't no such thing as an accidental shooting. If you shoot someone, the best you can hope for is a verdict of negligence. The first law of firearms is: Yes, the gun is loaded.1 You keep your finger off the trigger, you don't point at your friends, you don't point at things behind which you have friends.
If you give your hunting buddy a birdshot facial, you broke some of those rules.
He should be forced to do embarrassing public service announcements about the topic.
Maybe dressed up in a fairy suit. "Hi there. I'm Dick Cheney, and I'm dressed up as one of the Ammo Fairies to make a point. You know, the Ammo Fairies? They go around putting ammunition in unloaded guns when no one is looking. That means you should always assume a gun is loaded! Some folks may think the Ammo Fairies don't really exist, but people who believe in them live longer than people who don't! Ho, ho, ho! Time for me to buzz off! Just remember: follow the rules, and you won't end up on national TV in a god-damned fairy suit!"
If you give your hunting buddy a birdshot facial, you broke some of those rules.
He should be forced to do embarrassing public service announcements about the topic.
Maybe dressed up in a fairy suit. "Hi there. I'm Dick Cheney, and I'm dressed up as one of the Ammo Fairies to make a point. You know, the Ammo Fairies? They go around putting ammunition in unloaded guns when no one is looking. That means you should always assume a gun is loaded! Some folks may think the Ammo Fairies don't really exist, but people who believe in them live longer than people who don't! Ho, ho, ho! Time for me to buzz off! Just remember: follow the rules, and you won't end up on national TV in a god-damned fairy suit!"
1This is parallel to the First Law of Chemistry which states: Yes, the Glass is Hot
Scientific American Mind on neurofeedback
Feb. 13th, 2006 02:48 pmScientific American Mind: Train Your Brain
Mental exercises with neurofeedback may ease symptoms of attention-deficit disorder, epilepsy and depression--and even boost cognition in healthy brains.
Mental exercises with neurofeedback may ease symptoms of attention-deficit disorder, epilepsy and depression--and even boost cognition in healthy brains.
you steal... ...nussink from me.
Feb. 13th, 2006 06:48 pmSomeone broke into one of my credit card accounts online. I discovered this because I got email confirming my mailing address change. My... what? I signed on and had to reset the password, which had been changed. This can't be good. Hey! I have an address in New York City now?
I called them up and after some confusion we confirmed that I do not live in New York, nor did I buy anything from eBay today. They're sending me a new card. More unfortunately, the rep told me that whoever changed my address had the security code from the back of the card, indicating that they'd either had physical possession of the card at one time, had sold me something online, or had cracked some database at Chase (he didn't mention that last possibility).
Punchline: The account that was compromised only had $160 in credit available on it.
I called them up and after some confusion we confirmed that I do not live in New York, nor did I buy anything from eBay today. They're sending me a new card. More unfortunately, the rep told me that whoever changed my address had the security code from the back of the card, indicating that they'd either had physical possession of the card at one time, had sold me something online, or had cracked some database at Chase (he didn't mention that last possibility).
Punchline: The account that was compromised only had $160 in credit available on it.