loose links sink kinks

1. As usual, the Exploding Aardvark has found today's headline: Toddler's Talking Elmo Book Asks 'Who Wants To Die?'
   
   
2. Happy Ancient Egyptian Beer Party Day!
   
   
3. I am not sure how I missed ordering the 2006 Great American Conservative Women Calendar from the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute.

Google Search History Reveals Problems

So I let Google save my search history, because I knew I'd forget it, and I wanted to go back and see what I'd looked for. Apparently I'm a really scary motherfucker:

( cut for miss_education and other coulrophobics )

Someone else bought the sandwich, folks. I just document these things.