I hate the darkness but I love the rain

1. Essential furniture: The cephalopod table.
   
   
2. Oh great, color laser printers have secret tracking data they put on your printouts. I hate it when paranoid schizophrenia turns out to be appropriate.
   
   
3. These weenies in the U.S. who type furiously about war have nothing on the toughest warblogger of them all. Current mood: bloodstained.
   
   
4. Surrealist mustard watches. Yes.
   
   
5. PANDA CAM! PANDA CAM! PANDA CAM!

Is this an El Niño year or something?

THE NATL WEATHER SVC IN SAN DIEGO HAS ISSUED A

* SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR.
NO. CNTL ORANGE COUNTY IN SW CA
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF.YORBA LINDA.PLACENTIA.LA HABRA.
FULLERTON.BREA.ANAHEIM

* UNTIL 215 PM PDT

* AT 115 PM PDT.NATL WEATHER SVC DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING DIME SIZE HAIL.AND
DAMAGING WINDS IN EXCESS OF 60 MPH. THIS STORM WAS LOCATED NEAR
YORBA LINDA.& MOVING NW AT 45 MPH.

* THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WILL BE NEAR.
LA HABRA BY 130 PM PDT

IN ADDITION TO LARGE HAIL & DAMAGING WINDS.CONTINUOUS CLOUD TO
GROUND LIGHTNING IS OCCURRING WITH THIS STORM. MOVE INDOORS
IMMEDIATELY! LIGHTNING IS ONE OF NATURES NUMBER ONE KILLERS.
REMEMBER.IF YOU CAN HEAR THUNDER.YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE
STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.

I think this sums it up nicely.

Flipper - Brainwash (9.5M .mp3)

Please rightclick/commandclick and download. Streaming will be painful, it's just a website.

WELCOME TO SIX MINUTES AND FORTY-FOUR SECONDS INSIDE MY BRAIN!

(no subject)

I am in a very cold place.

Jose's Angels

via springheel_jack:

The director of the new agency, whose identity will remain secret and is simply known as "Jose", will report directly to the head of the CIA...

I for one welcome our anonymous, unnameable, ineffable, omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent new secret police overlords!

today i am not an ordinary bean

Don Hertzfeldt of "Rejected" fame has the remains of a comic strip he did called "Temporary Anesthetics" on his site.