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ADRIENNE!!!1!!!!

Frenchmen do Rocky

steve was ranting about the people witih "cowboy up!" stickers

you know, the ones who live in Buena Park and have also the sticker that says "shut up city boy" on their impossibly shiny truck that has never had poo on it.

they drive these.

i wish them all to have a half ton of manure, immediately, daily, forever.

i am a bitter little man and i hate freedom

Spam Slot Machine

Spam Slot Machine, originally uploaded by Dr. Goggles.

Dr. Goggles found this lovely slot machine. Jed and I think you should be rewarded with a block of spam if you win the jackpot. Not in a can or anything, just forced out of a MEAT DUCT by compressed air, sliding along on its gel and then plopping into your extended hand.

And it should splatter instead of clanking when you win, too. Yeah.

Why aren't there more variety meat-based gambling devices?

they don't make 'em like this any more.

courtesy dizzyspells, it's Woody.

hensatc is right!

You can't find a picture of the 25 pound bucket of Skin Lube. Only the five pounder. Such a shame, it must be a very...

...VISUAL item.