Pointed out by verminefasciste: really bad ad

daowajan apparently found this. Seriously wtf.
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Beyond Good and Emo

friendly_bandit gave me an iPod case that he somehow acquired at work tonight. It's really neat; one of those "sports" cases that's very protective. He knows I'm sort of umm... hard on electronics.

I went to the head doctor today and whined a bit, and he poked and prodded and asked lots of questions and is moving medicines around. It cost a lot of money because my deductible isn't satisfied yet for this year. I have to see my medical doctor too and I really don't want to, because he always orders up a load of lab tests and I end up being out several hundred dollars despite my "good" coverage. I wonder why people can't see that this system is Soylent Green?

So I'm going off the Cymbalta and going on Lexapro, which sounds either like a knockoff luxury car or something you use to wax your knockoff luxury car. Or maybe it's a fraudulent financial services company.

Tonight's parade of oddities at D's included:

1. That weathered guy who always comes in and asks for a cigarette from someone, and then has The Story about his car breaking down and how he needs a couple extra bucks.
   
2. Vaguely gothy young woman in an outfit consisting of a parachute-like two colored party dress, long knitted sweatercoat, tall boots, pale pale face makeup, and dyed red hair.
   
3. Plump rock 'n' roll chick wearing jeans that she probably thought of as artfully ripped, but were cut open in the back in several places up the legs, between the joints and dangerously close to the buttocks. It looked as though she had backed into a Weed-Wacker™
   
4. Us

I am, lately, the Enemy of Fun. Sorry 'bout that.

The Sleeper of 2005?

In the midst of a conversation I thought "Hm, I wonder what happened to Lou Diamond Phillips?" The answer is that he's in a forthcoming film called The Sweet Science which is about a hard-nosed boxing manager (Phillips) who teams up with an unknown female boxer (Mariah Carey) to achieve success and make a name for them both.

While you're choking on the idea of Mariah Carey as a boxer I should point out that the film also stars Donald Trump and actual real boxer Laila Ali.

Now this may just seem like an opportunity for a couple of cheap jokes and then a movie to resolutely avoid, but think for a moment. This may be your chance to pay $10 and see Mariah Carey get the shit beaten out of her by a professional boxer, like this:



I think they may have a surprise hit on their hands.

SKREEEEEEEEEEE

Troy McClure here for Glaxo

U.S. Marshals seized available supplies of Paxil and Avandamet (a diabetes drug) today because of repeated and continued violations of FDA regulations for quality and purity of the drugs. Hey, great going.

Quotes from the WSJ article:

Among the violations found in the FDA's latest inspection, the statement said, were that Paxil CR tablets could split apart, which would mean that patients "could receive a portion of the tablets that lacks any active ingredient, or alternatively a portion that contains active ingredient and does not have the intended controlled-release effect."

The FDA also found that Avandamet tablets didn't have an "accurate dose" of rosiglitazone, which is one of the drug's active ingredients.

Apparently Glaxo had agreed to recall affected pills and then hadn't recalled them all.
You know you're not doing well when the FDA goes after you during a laissez-faire right-wing government that's anti-regulation. You know you're REALLY not doing well when they stop just sending stiff notes and instead they send the humorless flatfoots with the bad haircuts and the guns to shut you down.

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fud

Is there any evidence that this frienditto thing steals auth info? I mean evidence rather than shrieking. I can't find any.