Missile instructions

Probably apocryphal. Enjoy. Missile Guidance (330K MP3).

Area Country Has Same Nukes As Other Area Country

Courtesy kniwt: GO CNN!

Hallmark holidays

My valentine’s day resolution is to smack my bitch up.

local language

A recent discussion in another forum about “white elephant” parties revealed that at least in some places they are called “Dirty Santa” parties. This is a much better name in every way, but it does bring up a kind of CAKE BOAT situation in which someone mishears and doesn’t realize until slightly too late that they’ve been invited to a Dirty Sanchez party.

Via jwz: The deadly call of the Gnomes of the Deep

LAKES GNOME GARDEN’S FATAL ATTRACTION FOR DIVERS

This looks like something from the queryletters blog but it's real.

Shannon Elizabeth is ready to curl up and dye. Best known for her breakout role in “American Pie,” the 31-year-old actress makes her debut as a TV series regular in “Cuts,” a UPN comedy premiering Monday, Feb. 14.

The sitcom, a spinoff of the UPN hit “One on One,” stars Elizabeth as Tiffany Sherwood, a rich party girl whose father, Jack (Corbin Bernsen), is the new owner of Phatheadz, a former black family-owned barbershop in an upwardly mobile Los Angeles neighborhood.

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