For men who believe that life begins at 40

NO.

I have just turned 40. I do not wish to embrace a lifestyle and/or lifestyle magazine brought to me by Sylvester Stallone.

Someone make him go back and charge helicopters on a horse in Afghanistan, please.

Among the advertisers taking a chance on Sly is Alberto-Culver’s Consort line of men’s hair-care products. “There’s really nothing out there that talks to this man—not just about health and fitness, but his personal life,” said Pam Levine, Carat USA’s senior vp, group client director, who handles the account.

Happy birthday explosivo

Go Marc!

via autoblog: neofascist terror paranoia porn in vehicle form

Forbes reports on the over-the top Bad Boy Truck, a $750,000 death truck for people who want to feel really, really butch.



This is either the truck from Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn or that super neato 18 wheeler the guy had in that one show where he fought crime in a truck and the truck like morphed or something and a motorcycle came out of it?

I can see who might need this vehicle. Pol Pot. BUT HE’S DEAD.

My country is a huge slobby fat eight year old boy with a personality disorder. Someone please trank us up and call the child psychiatrist.

IRC funnies lol lol lol

Skrewtape: I have to go dremel my stool now
Citizen_X: You should really use a laxative

Another way to be offensive is to assault someone and cut off her body parts.

Boise County Sheriff’s Office: Teen Scalped After Argument

By Associated Press

BOISE COUNTY -

A 16-year-old Idaho girl was tied up and scalped by an older woman in an attack motivated by revenge, police said.

Authorities are searching for Marianne Dahle, 26, who was visiting Kirkham Hot Springs in central Idaho Jan. 18 with the girl and a friend when Dahle allegedly tied the girl up and cut away the entire crown and back portion of her scalp.

A felony arrest warrant accuses Dahle of aggravated battery, though she has not been formally charged.

“When I say this gal was scalped, she was truly scalped,” said Boise County Chief Deputy Bill Braddock. “The top of her head, her hair, was completely cut off. The motive, as near as we’ve been told by witnesses, was retaliation for acting in a way that the adult perceived as being offensive to women as a gender.”

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