Dec. 31st, 2004

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I was feeling all lonesome and sad and fated and of course self-indulgent and about to post some typically livejournal thing about how life is a waste and no one loves me, etc. Then I had some Trader Joe’s high fiber cereal with milk. And now life is okay.

This is a reminder that 1) shut up and 2) it’s 99% chemical.

I would also like to point out that my cat, upon having all of this explained to her, said “Hrrrrmp.”

Should auld acquaintance be forgot? Please! Yes!

I read today that the inability to smell certain things, including lemons and leather, is a premonition of Alzheimer’s. Now every time I have a stuffed up nose I’m going to think my brain is about to rot out. Thanks, Science Guys!

If I keep rowing I might get to the island.
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Make every ‘Zig’

evil robot

My New Year’s Resolution is to survive the robot holocaust.
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THE GIGANTIC GLOBAL DISASTER THAT HAS KILLED SIX FIGURES OF PEOPLE AND IS CONTINUING TO KILL AND IS THE WORST THING IN RECENT MEMORY IS NOT MOSTLY ABOUT BLOGGING. IT’S NICE THAT PEOPLE ARE USING WEB SITES TO HELP OUT BUT SHUT UP ALREADY ABOUT THE “BLOGOSPHERE’S RESPONSE” OR “HOW BLOGGERS ARE MAKING AN IMPACT” OR WHATEVER. IF YOU DON’T HAVE A HELICOPTER, A WATER TREATMENT PLANT, OR A MOBILE HOSPITAL YOU’RE NOT IMPORTANT.

HUGS,

THE REST OF THE INTERNET

PS JUST GIVE LOTS OF MONEY TO OXFAM OR DOCTORS WITHOUT BONERS OR SOMETHING. IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU.

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