In better, if someone spooky news

My DSL changeover Just Worked. What the hey.

Holiday music radio atrocity update

Psychiatrist's office, soft hits station.

HOLY CRAP I THINK THIS IS STEVIE NICKS DOING "SILENT NIGHT" DO YOU HAVE ANY STELAZINE

4 ton vehicle + beer + idiots + the sea, the sea, the mighty sea = COMEDY GOLD

From today’s Los Angeles Times

Waves Claim an SUV, With Drinking Reported

An illegally parked sport-utility vehicle with several people inside drinking beer was pulled into the surf by a strong tide early Monday, officials said.

No one was injured when the SUV was washed into the surf about 12:50 a.m. The car was towed out of the surf, officials said.

The SUV’s occupants were cited for driving on the beach.

Probably related to the asshole I saw doing 70 on the Irvine Avenue S-curves tonight in a full-sized Dodge pickup in the wet.

Proposal: License any vehicle over a certain weight as a commercial truck, instead of doing so by number of axles. Do I hear an aye?

Left handed?

Move to Somalia, or somewhere else violent. You’ll have an edge!

This has been a public service announcement, with guitar.