Things others get, that I do not

1. Taro anything
   
   
2. ”Zines”
   
   
3. Carrying around a little dog
   
   
4. Dave Eggers
   
   
5. Toilet humor
   
   
6. How to work console video games
   
   
7. Sundried tomatoes
   
   
8. Eggnog “latte”
   
   
9. LARP
   
   
10. Marijuana
    

You're all fucking screwed. Please don't panic.

My favorite quote: “W.H.O. is trying to raise concern because we’re concerned, but W.H.O. is not trying to scare the planet”. SORRY TOO LATE.

November 30, 2004
W.H.O. Official Says Deadly Pandemic Is Likely if the Asian Bird Flu Spreads Among People
By KEITH BRADSHER and LAWRENCE K. ALTMAN

HONG KONG, Nov. 29 - A pandemic of human influenza could kill up to 100 million people around the world in a worst case, a World Health Organization official said Monday, significantly raising the agency’s earlier estimates of the potential number of deaths in such a catastrophe.
( Let's read more! )

Implied Dammit #5

To follow "grind your own peanuts", "it's just coffee", etc.

Thanks, Torgo!

The irrepressible Sean M. Burke took my W.H.O. news story to the MOTHERFUDGIN NEXT LEVEL, YO

http://use.perl.org/~TorgoX/journal/22089

Drums in the deep, doom, doom.