No.

1. Some dumbass is drinking nothing but “Pepsi Holiday Spice” for 45 days: http://www.pepsispice.com/
   
   
2. Pepsi Holiday spice actually exists: http://holidayspice.pepsiworld.com/home.php
   
   
3. There are recipes on the site that can be made with this “beverage”

When the fall deepens and the blustery winds throw the brown leaves in my face, I know it’s time for a tall cool glass of Pepsi with hints of cinnamon and ginger in it. And 30 seconds later, I know it’s time to barf my guts out as I desperately try to dial “911”.

It's the pooooorn! No! Wait! It's the meeethoooodiiiiiists

Alias monkeyed with the Wired article I linked to about the erototoxins and produced this:

http://ali.as/news/religion.html

Metaphysics and deism must now be regarded as a gateway drug.

At least someone north of here has balls

GO CANADA.

I hope that President Babbitt is haunted by legal Nemesis in his retirement at least to the degree Pinochet got.

When we said “civil rights”, we didn’t mean you.

The Washington Post runs a paid advertising supplement against homosexuality, aimed at African-Americans.
( the cover indicates a deep fear of wooden figurine manlove )

Blue Öyster Dogma

The live version of "Don't Fear The Reaper" on Career of Evil is the canonical version of the song.

\m/ \m/

Attention Orange County Hipster Hunters

We could do this at Detroit Bar very easily: http://www.livejournal.com/users/hepkitten/373567.html?style=mine

In fact, that’s basically what Liam and I did the last time I was there. Only I think he was one of them! Damn Parliament cigs.