Your phone's off the hook, but you're not.

I’ve grown very sensitive to dishonesty. Every lie in an advertisement, every weaselly H.R. drone or ambitiously prevaricating manager, all of politics, all of TV, is one huge disingenuous rip off. I want to punch anyone who doesn’t speak plainly and honestly.

You aren’t giving us anything for free. We don’t save more when we spend more. War is not peace. Freedom is not slavery. That email is not regarding next week’s meeting. The magic key you mailed out will not open the treasure box at the car dealership. My car does not need an oil change at 3000 miles. The case management cost control nursing agency run by my insurer is not here to help me be healthier. Stop it. Stop putting the seal of quality on shit, stop baiting and switching, stop padding the figures, stop adding on hidden costs, stop it. Shut up, all of you.

Stop lying or shut up.

You are in a maze of twisty marketing ploys, all alike

After reading http://www.talkdisney.com/forums/showthread.php?%20t=21764&highlight=Disney%20toys%20technologies via boingboing:

ignatzmous: disney is working on an online multiplayer version of Disneyland
reggiT: $255 a year membership fee.
ignatzmous: watch out for the janitors
reggiT: Level Up to Pin Collector/Trader
ignatzmous: You are carrying; 1 churros and no money
reggiT: You are holding a place in front for the Faggots on Parade.
ignatzmous: You have eaten at the Blue Bayou. You take 9 hit points of damage and die. You wake up on Main Street...
reggiT: It begins to rain. Ponchos’ price goes up to $27.00
ignatzmous: You see an Irishman beating a rat to death on his smoke break. What do you do?
reggiT: Your nephew wants to ride It’s a Small World for the 22nd time and the line is 40 minutes.
ignatzmous: > Kill nephew
ignatzmous: What do you want to kill your nephew with?
reggiT: A: the churros. B: the poncho C: the Irishman

Edit: The Irishman versus rat incident is not an exaggeration.

This week in Bible Study we exterminated the last vestige of counterrevolutionary kulakism

Something tells me these guys are going to end up more like Efrain Rios Montt than like Dietrich Bonhoeffer.

Thanks for the “In God We Trust/Holiday in Cambodia” DK’s techno megamix, guys. Really. Thanks.

This needs to be everywhere.

http://www.clientcopia.com/quotes.php?id=6

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