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The Sizzler is a scrambling-type ride that rotates clockwise on a central mast while each of the three four-seat sections rotates counter-clockwise on its own mast. The ride accelerates rapidly, then slows almost to a stop, and then accelerates again.

Diagnose me.

I am tired and I feel like crap all the time. I keep taking impromptu 3-4 hour naps. What is the deal?

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Pop muzik

Boy, when Death Cab for Cutie covered "This Charming Man" they sure fucked up the lyrics.

HEY INTERNET

I found out why I was feeling so crappy and sleeping so much! I have a cold! It just didn’t start the way it usually does with me.

Of course it might be TEH 1918 FLU OMG AAAAAA AAAAAAAA but probably just a cold.

So you can all relax, as long as you don’t think about the Jumbo Flying Squid that are invading the Pacific Northwest, or about Peak Oil or the evil doll girl who is watching you from the air vent.

Disappointing spam

Subject: Glasscock Hot Alert, VCSC Going To Be HUGE,skfdtr

Turns out it was just stock hype. I was hoping for something more titillating.